Sunday, January 23, 2011

The Final Blog

It's come down to this. The blog to end all blogs.

As much as it pains me to say it, blogging was sort of fun. Even though I know Forester (I hope I spelled that right) is the only one who will ever read this $hit, (HI MRS FORESTER!) it was cool to be able to put pictures in with my ideas. Idefinitely liked the freedom of being able to title everything and put RAPTOR JESUS!- as my background.

So for anyone considering a blog, I encourage it. It's a fun type of media to ramble on about things people generally have no interest in. It has a lot of freedom for creative people who like pictures more than words (such as yours truly) and to top it all off, it's an easy way to share your work and get feedback from people. So even though I still believe there are a lot of pretentious bloggers out there with the belief people care about their lives, I now feel like I understand why they chose this form of media to present their lives in.


And to sum it all up, this is how I feel:

I couldn't write it any better than that. Ciao!









A tribute to Arizona, the most beautiful place in the world.

Growing up in Brantford, Ontario is the epitome of suburban life. That being said, I have no complaints. It's hot in the summer, cold in the winter, sunny and fresh in the spring, crisp and clean in the fall. Brantford might not be anything special but it's my home and when I stray too far from it, I do start to miss it. I know it like the back of my hand. All the good places to sit and watch the sunset, the forest trails and the little restaurants, where to ice skate in the winter and where to tan in the summer. That being said, my second home is in Wickenburg Arizona. There is no home like the desert.

When i was fifteen, my older sister was sent to an eating disorder rehabilitation center in Arizona because of her critical condition. It was called Remuda Ranch. She was there for a little less than three months being cared for and helped through her struggle with self-image and weight loss. She left  in November and returned at the end of January, a completely new person. Since then, I have visited Arizona four times and it remains my favourite place in the world. I spent the Christmas of 2007 there in the desert, with a cactus as my christmas tree. My family opened Christmas gifts outside on the front lawn in the sunshine.

Theres no way I can totally describe how vast and beautiful the desert is. It bursts with life and freedom. The mountains carve into the marble blue sky and the joshua trees cast brown shadows onto the sand. I've never seen a sky so large and crystal clear anywhere else in the world. I could have never chosen a better place for my sister to overcome her anorexia. Everything about the small, isolated town of Wickenburg where she stayed was freeing and beautiful. Arizona will always be the place where the healing of my sister began and to that beautiful country, I owe her life. Without it, I can't imagine what state she would be in, if she would be here at all.

My sister, Mom and I, Christmas Day

Photo Cred goes to my Dad. This is on a trail 5 minutes outside of Wickenburg

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Balanced reporting for Gold Medal Game (even though I'm actually mad Canada lost)

Held in Buffalo, N.Y. the World Junior gold medal hockey game was a battle between the two powerhouses of Canada and Russia. It looked like gold for Canada after a 3-0 lead at the beginning of the third peroid. In a stunning turn-around, the Russian team scored 5 consective goals to take the gold out from underneath the Canadian's noses. This is Russia's first gold medal World Junior hockey game since 2003.

Surely Canadian fans (like my dad) must be disapointed and shocked by the complete game change-up but the Russians could not appear to be any happier after the game. The mix of hysterical yelling and crying from the Russian hockey players, overcome by excitement and happiness, filled the arena. Some Russian fans in the stands, though vastly outnumbered, were obviously over-joyed. Russian Captain Valdimir Tarasenko was overcome by emotion, recieving his gold medal, was quoted, "We're champions! We're Champions! WAHOO!"

Canada's woeful defeat was obviously a hard hit to the team. Sombre expressions on the Canadian players were not broken or consoled by silver medals. Members of the team said that silver medals was not what they had come into the game hoping for. Some fans also scrutinized the Canadians, saying that had let the game slip out of their own hands; they had gotten too cocky and comfortable with their 3-0 lead. The Canadians learned a hard lesson at the World Juniors. It's not over, 'till it's over.

A stunning and thrilling World Juniors game was had for 2011, and for the veiwers at home, sitting on the edge of their seats during the third period, excitement was sky high. In a face off between two very skilled teams, there can only be one victor but there will still be enjoyable, intense hockey for both teams and viewers. The world juniors for 2012 will be held Calgary, Edmonton. For the Canadian team, it's another shot at sweet victory. For the Russians, it's the defense of their title as the best junior hockey team in the world.

 Cheer up boys, i still find you more attractive than the Russian team.

Part of a story.

When Zeb was young, he skateboarded barefoot down the main road with a hunting rifle over his shoulder, every other day, looking for something to eat. It was Summer and it was hot as hell and when he got tired, he sat at the side of the gravel and he drank from re-used waterbottles. He brought dunkaroos with him which he told me were little cookies in a blue container with icing he could dip them in.

When he found people, he shot at them. They were slow, hungry, and diseased. He shot a few children crumpled in the streets that were crying for their mothers, just to put them out of their misery. Everyone wanted a saviour, he said to me countless times. But Zeb was not a saviour. Zeb was a boy who had survived, and who would continue to survive without them. He told me he shot people out of fear, but after a while, a year at best, he could skateboard to the town and back without seeing a soul for weeks. Down highway 24 along the weather cracked pavement, underneath the full and hazy summer sun, he would pass by the untamed fields of a hundred homes abandoned. Only the crows could be heard and the patter of wings in the rotted crops. The world was still. As still then as it is now. Like a pond so untouched it's surface looks like it's hardened to a thin glass.

People were gone. The strange machines they left behind sat under a blanket of dust that fell from the sky and would remain unmoved for the rest of eternity. Their old houses, stores, gas stations, streets signs, bicycles, trucks, lawn furniture and picket fences, became wilted with neglect, rusted over and rotted out.

When I was young, Zeb told me it had happened fast. The world had died in a matter of days. Like an apocalypse, the spirits had descended from the skies on celestial horses, black as the space they had come from. Judgement day was upon the human race. There was fire, then ash, then bitter cold and rain for weeks.

But now I know it had taken time. Years. Decades. Everyone had known for a long time it would happen. Anarchy. Disease. Murder. Towns were forcefully evacuated and people were mercilessly executed. There had been five influenzas. By the forth, anyone showing symptoms was shot on sight to stop the spread.

Zeb had been born in a camp, a whole country away from where we lived together as a family throughout my childhood. His mother had died giving birth. Zeb had never known a world without chaos. He had been raised in it; Never knowing his birthparents, never knowing his real name until he chose one for himself. He was a frail child. He lived alone in his teenage years. His friends had left for the southern world. Everyone he had ever known was gone. And he skateboarded, up and down the road aimlessly, trying to find a hint from god to continue living.

When I asked him why he thought he had survived, he told me it was God's will.

God sent him a wife like he had sent Adam his Eve. He found her in the basement of an old grocery store, living with the rats. She was dirty and young and terrified to the point she would not speak to him, but she was alive and as human as he was. She had never been sick. And when he dragged her out into the sunlight away from her cellar of hoarded food and water, he held her hand and spoke to another human being for the first time in four years. She didn't speak but she nodded aimlessly. And when he walked away, beckoning her with the barrel of his gun, she followed like a scared child with little other option would.

Kyle, Frank and Todd, the polar bears.

I thought this was funny. I recently read Life of Pi, which i thought was an o.k. book. It talked a lot about the relationship animals have with humans and how humans perceive them. If you type in "polar bear" on google images, alot of cute pictures of cuddly bears come up and yeah they're fun to look at and go "awwwwe, I want one." but there's no such thing as a cute 400 pound starving polar bear in the wild. The fact of the matter is, animals, like polar bears, are more than pretty faces companies like Coca Cola use for their ad campaigns. They have to hunt to survive, they don't care how cute you think they look, and their instincts are not to be underestimated. Go open up a can of coke next to those three bears and see if they take it. My bet is, they'd rather have a taste of you than a sugary drink.


ok... they're still really cute though.

I hope when im 40, they're still around. Seeing pictures of them standing on chunks of melting ice has always made me want to turn off all the lights in my house.

I'd like some bacon with that, please.

North Park Cafeteria is a sad sight. The pizza is caked in hard cheese and grease, the prices are sky high and the salads are limp and small. In an effort to become more "health aware" the school cafeteria has given up foods that students like and find edible in favor of foods not worth half the price they are.

Because of the health program the Grand Erie District School Board has put in place, the cafeteria not only gave up Pizza Pizza's pizza, but decided to decrease all portion sizes, make their pizzas whole wheat, their bagels whole wheat, their wraps whole wheat and their pasta whole wheat. Now, I'm not a health guru but i know whole wheat is not the only key to health. I also know eating "less" isn't the only way to becoming healthier either. Taking certain foods out of the cafeteria and vending machines that students enjoy isn't encouraging them to have a healthy lifestyle. It's encouraging them to go across the road for lunch to eat at Pizza Pizza.

If school's really want to tackle the problem of obesity, they shouldn't just be blaming caffeinated coke in the vending machine and white bread. Instead of making our cafeteria a place that student's avoid because of the whole wheat "healthy" pasta concoctions, it should have a variety of attractive foods that students enjoy. Tackling the increasing health problems in children and teens has a lot to do with food choices but instead of scaring teens away with strange looking chicken wraps and whole wheat pizza, School's should take a more active role in preventing bad health choices. This could be done by making health classes and gym mandatory until grade 12, that way schools can encourage activity alongside the teaching of healthy food choices. Student's should be learning about healthy food, not forced into eating whole wheat cafeteria food without knowing the benefits.

As of right now, North Park cafeteria is not encouraging health but scaring people away from it. Even I would rather march across the road in -15 degrees Celsius weather for a decent piece of pizza. The school board needs to either jump full swing into a health program for teens or not at all; because this "half-assery" of a cafeteria is not helping anyone.

hahahahahahaha.... ewwwwwwwww

Friday, January 21, 2011

My opinion on social expectations

Four of my most important opinions.

1. Picking your nose should be publicly acceptable. Everyone does it. If you're reading this blog right now, i invite you to sniffle a little, feel the hard booger at the top of your nostril and indulge in a 2 minute session of finger to nose action. It's nice, right?

2. I have no respect for time or being on time for any public gathering, work or school. In fact, if you're one of those people who insists on being ten minutes early for everything, I highly encourage you to take a satisfyingly long shower tomorrow morning and reap the benefits of a society who cares little about the 10 minutes late "bumper" they place around the starting time of any event. One must always push the limits of how late they can be to something, to maximize time to themselves. Selfishness is next to godliness.

3. When you see someone trip, regardless of their surroundings, it is only acceptable to laugh if they are not obviously hurt. If they are hurt, you should help them up and try not to laugh until you've assured yourself they are either not in ear-shot --or their wounds can be easily tended to and they are not crying that hard.

4. If someone you don't know asks you for a cigarette, you reserve the right to charge them up to one dollar for it. Charging them anything above that is absurd, regardless of how desperate, young and willing they are to give you five dollars. If they have no money, you also reserve the right to profile them, and at your own discretion, decide whether or not they seem like the type of person who asks for cigarettes from strangers all the time. If you believe this to be so, you have the right to refuse them nicotine in any manner.